THOR's Astronomy Class for Grown Ass Men and Women. The First Day.
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It is highly recommended that you are 18+, you graduated from high school or got a G.E.D. and are not hurt by words like "shit" and "craptastic" if you are going to take my new onIine Astronomy free college level course. Of course, If you fit all those marks, by all means, Welcome aboard the starship CAPTAINOMGIAMAWESOME!!! I found my notes from the Stars & the Universe class that I took in 2009 at the University of North Texas. I liked them so much, I decided to use them to teach my own class on Astronomy. Now, It's free. It's easy. And. Passing it will get you 7 official credits in Pseudo-Astronomy at any Major Pseudo college in the world. Since this is an online course and my astronomy class is more about imagination than math, I recommend getting a pencil, 3 sheets of paper and a healthy beer or wine buzz from the comfort of your own home. If you're not cool, or smart, or kind, or interested in learning, or getting smarter, then please do not enroll. We're all here to learn and have a good time. On that note, I shall be immature from time to time as I see it when proper it be to teach with tools. Or whatever, never mind. Celestial physics and fart jokes go hand in hand like wookies and peanut butter. I like Sushi and hummus. How about you? I love the description section, I can totally ramble on and on, kind of like the last 10% of every video I make. Do I do that by design? I will have to ask myself that question on the next quiz I give me. THORnews COLLEGE has broken ground party people! If you made it through the whole video, congratulations you made an A+ on your first day! I've got to go back to talking about Comet c2012 s1 ISON SOON. I imagine. Taking a break from her for a bit. She gave me some cabin fever. And that's no fun. Being trapped in a fake snow storm in a fake cabin with a comet. Not a good time. HEY! I'm a pseudo-science professor now. I'm allowed to be a little weird. Awesome.
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Gosh u make me LMAO! I really love your videos! U got a lot of talent!!!
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You can teach me about anything but when do a video about Uranus im out!
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Great job Thor, and this is coming from an amateur astronomer....BUT I'm gonna bust your ass on just one little thing....you forgot to multiply your light year calculation by 60 minutes and again multiply by 60 seconds to get the rounded-off number of 6 trillion miles (or 9.5 trillion kilometers).
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Thanks for sharing your knowledge Thor! Hoping (patiently) for class number 2 Peace
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i have a healthy beer buzz
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“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." ~Jonathan Swift
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lol poor you , my 8 year old takes that much of mt day i work while you sleep but you have time to pu,,, << mid sentence,,, never mind,,nothing to see here ,,,im gonna go,,?? over there sorry to bother you
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*I cocktailed* Bad grammer...I definitely need to be taught a "lesson" ;b
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I was a cocktailed at Club Nadir back in the day! Romance is required...you're a dream! ;>
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Bite the apple, man! 'tis only way to know if she's your #1 fan! :D
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Im HOT for teacher Heres an apple baby xxx
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the class is filled with idiots- this is why teachers get a three month break- nobody could listen to all that bitching, complaining, pissin & moanin year round without stuffing a towel in the car exhaust.
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my dog ate my homework professor Thor !
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sour diesel was batmans fav smoke
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what you talking bout willis !!!
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Hey Thor, let me tell you something about GLP. 90% are bunch of retards, don't need to promote yourself anymore, you will attract the haters from there. Word will go out from people who like you, and soon you will be popular. Popularity on youtube is exponential. But if you attract few haters, other haters will come faster than people who like your videos.
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aaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggg .. more like a sound than a word
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It's amazing,If people knew God's word,You could do away with Astrophysics ,For example.Isaiah the prophet knew the world was round 2300 yrs before men did;Isaiah 40;22 It is He(God)that sets upon the circle of the earth,Some could say a circle can be flat,But that's not possible with earth,Because it is a sphere.I miss Texas,I use to live Fort Worth,But I have gotten to old to keep moving around;God Bless All.
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Whoa. I'm up at 9 am on a Sunday cuz I gotta go into work from 10:00 am to midnight. I think today will be like work day 20 of 22 and I'll be working everyday this week until Saturday. I think tomorrow is a 7:00 am until 10 pm day. My mind is breaking down, my body is breaking down, so thanks for the kick in the nuts Catfish to keep me alert.
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0.o everyone on this page is now dumber for having watched this.
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