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It is highly recommended that you are 18+, you graduated from high school or got a G.E.D. and are not hurt by words like "shit" and "craptastic" if you are going to take my new onIine Astronomy free college level course. Of course, If you fit all those marks, by all means, Welcome aboard the starship CAPTAINOMGIAMAWESOME!!! I found my notes from the Stars & the Universe class that I took in 2009 at the University of North Texas. I liked them so much, I decided to use them to teach my own class on Astronomy. Now, It's free. It's easy. And. Passing it will get you 7 official credits in Pseudo-Astronomy at any Major Pseudo college in the world. Since this is an online course and my astronomy class is more about imagination than math, I recommend getting a pencil, 3 sheets of paper and a healthy beer or wine buzz from the comfort of your own home. If you're not cool, or smart, or kind, or interested in learning, or getting smarter, then please do not enroll. We're all here to learn and have a good time. On that note, I shall be immature from time to time as I see it when proper it be to teach with tools. Or whatever, never mind. Celestial physics and fart jokes go hand in hand like wookies and peanut butter. I like Sushi and hummus. How about you? I love the description section, I can totally ramble on and on, kind of like the last 10% of every video I make. Do I do that by design? I will have to ask myself that question on the next quiz I give me. THORnews COLLEGE has broken ground party people! If you made it through the whole video, congratulations you made an A+ on your first day! I've got to go back to talking about Comet c2012 s1 ISON SOON. I imagine. Taking a break from her for a bit. She gave me some cabin fever. And that's no fun. Being trapped in a fake snow storm in a fake cabin with a comet. Not a good time. HEY! I'm a pseudo-science professor now. I'm allowed to be a little weird. Awesome.