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GET IT ON iTUNES! http://bit.ly/DarthZart 47,520 seconds to 99. look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart 0:00 Episode I. Main Titles 0:22 Episode II. Across the Stars 0:33 Episode III. Battle of the Heroes 0:46 Episode IV. Cantina Band 1:01 Episode V. Imperial March 1:20 Episode VI. Binary Sunset LYRICS Prologue Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy Far in a galaxy, far far away Episode I: The Phantom Menace There once was a boy slave destined to save space He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen Padme's a cougar Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine Episode II: Attack of the Clones It's the clone age, sand people rampage Mommy got flayed, strayed Ani's bae is Padme Episode III: Revenge of the Sith [Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart] Anakin you are breaking my heart Order is made, Jedi are slain Kill all the baby tiny younglings Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones Burn Ani, turn him to a robo Episode IV: A New Hope Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first You're my only hopie Obi Wan Look, a small moon That's a space ship Worshipfullness, walking carpet This princess better pay out Use the force, Luke Close your eyes and shoot Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try Try the dark side No! No, no! No! Luke, I'm your daddykins Your mom was kissing Anakin Han's frozen I love you I know Episode VI: Return of the Jedi It's father, son and daughter A dynasty united at last The galaxy is free from evil Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
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The picture for the Ep. 5 card should be a hand with a lightsaber falling.
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Right, is it one person and he's just editing it or is there two people?
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I just can't get enough of this
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Was I the only person who when they watched "Star Wars" from the beginning knew that Vader was going to be is dad?? I mean Vader means father in German (I think). And no one had told me before I watched the movies.
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The feels with the fact that Carrie died recently
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Rip Carrie
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and what is Wirth rouge one and Episode 7
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[Prologue:]
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
[Episode I: The Phantom Menace]
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine
[Episode II: Attack of the Clones]
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
[Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]
(Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart)
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
[Episode IV: A New Hope]
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
[Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
(what?!)
Your mom was kissing Anakin
(ew.)
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
[Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past -
Was the other guy his brother or friend?
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I get the chills when he says a dynasty united at last. Anyone else?
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Omg the times I've seen this video. It must be unhealthy
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no rogue one or episode 7
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Carrie.....
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I lost it at "Anakin you're breaking my heart". Hilarious! :P
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i had a miniature seizure at 1:33
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whow this video can have deslikes?
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This is amazing!!!!!!!!
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wow siete bravissimi!!
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You past 99 seconds
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I've just thought of a verse for force awakens
[in the tune of Rey's theme]
Rey, Finn and Poe
Our new heroes
Luke's gone away
And Han got laid
They had Ben
Whose changed his name to Kylo Ren
He went Bad
And then he went and killed his Dad
Rey has got the force
And we want to know more
Is she a Skywalker?
Or is she a kenobi?
We'll just have to wait and see
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