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Our Great Future! Subscribe! Free food, fun and data consumption! The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom. Spend your five-year cruise in style, waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew, while your captain and autopilot chart a course for NONSTOP ENTERTAINMENT, fine dining and with our all-access hoverchairs even Grandma can join the FUN. There is no need to walk. The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner. Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier! No, we did that yesterday. I don`t want to do that. Well, then what do you want to do? I DON’T KNOW. Something. Look, I`m tired of having the same argument over and over. Buy N Large. EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY. Your day is very important to us. Please remain stationary. A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily. «A» is for Axiom, your home sweet home. «B» is for Buy N Large, your very best friend. Time for lunch in a cup. FEEL BEAUTIFUL. It is the new you. Stunning. You look great. Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue. It`s the new red. LIVE YOUR DREAM. I am good. You look gorgeous. Honestly, it is the one thing I get to do on this ship. Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255 642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and I see the ship`s log is showing that today is our 700 anniversary of our five-year cruise. Well, I am shire our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we`d be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your «free septiacentennial cupcake in a cup». WOW. LOOK AT THAT. GREETING AND CONGRATULATIONS, captain. If you are seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, or EVE probe, has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis. That is right. It means it is time to go back HOME. Oh, so many stars. The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing. This is called farming! You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants. Vegetable plants. Pizza plants! INTERNET VIDEO. THX for WATCHING. SUBSCRIBE to GET MORE. LOVE !Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJxd30bIIYrnyt3cfOgCJPQ?sub_confirmation=1 !Watch next - HYPERTRAIL ADAM CURTIS | HyperNormalisation Fake World https://youtu.be/JeMwfS4_eLM Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJxd30bIIYrnyt3cfOgCJPQ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/InternetVideo-1651823281797855/ VK: https://vk.com/wtwll Like. Share. Comment. SUBSCRIBE! LOVE!!!