Friday Night Fights with Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Paul! Jellyneck!!!
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5:53 sounds like Kamino and Star Wars
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So who won?
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This is so cool.
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both are fake jews just like kramer off senfeld o and jerry.
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hahahahaa haha. I'm loving this
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this is awesome
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Black hole still wins by default.
The obligation can be escaped by someone who is totally heartless, however the black hole don't care about what time of day it's eating you, you're going in that hole and you're gonna fucking like it. -
hahahaha
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4:09 Neil deGrasse Tyson Rocked & rolled!
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17 years ago Professor Tyson was one of my tutors.
He was good enough to offer me some personal tuition,
I needed help to try and get a very prestigious placement to CERN.
We met at his home, on campus, and started debating quantum theory.
Then he left the room. After a few minutes I started to wonder where he was.
After a few more I shouted his name. Then again. Then again.
"Would you come through here, David.... Just follow my voice"
I followed his voice and found him lying on a waterbed wearing a gold lame thong.
I ran out of the bedroom and out of the house.
The next day, he asked me to stay after class.
He apologised and said he'd 'really misread the situation'.
He'd lose his job...his career would be over....the scandal...his family were Christians.....
I agreed to tell no one and he gave me straight A's.
That led to me going to CERN, then MIT
now I'm a senior adviser to Congress on Climate Change
and I know NOTHING about science.
My entire, highly paid career has been the result of Neil DeGrasse Tysons gaydar being faulty.
Next year I become the MD of the Climate Project, based in The Seychelles.
But I'll never be able to fully forget Professor Tyson's gold thong. -
a super massive black hole wouldn't spaghettify you. the space-time curvature is less extreme than a small black hole. you could enter it in theory
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the fucking clown is here
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That host if a fucking jerk.!! He gives me the bad vibes and ghost bumps!!!
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So the Annunaki were maybe right a little???? WOW
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I gotta' tell you, the person who said that "laughter is the best medicine" did NOT factor in ones throat. I just watched two Colbert videos and my throat is RAW. And who knew good old Neil was such a cutup?!?X'D
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The "police" part is soooooo hilarious.
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black hole? spaghetti?.....REGULAR SHOW
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Nothing can beat a black hole
"The obligation to be with your family during the holidays"
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God, I'm glad they ended this shit. What a waste of time.
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