Culture on the Axiom

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1. this is why a space Ark must have a least 75% of it's crew, humans
2. But where the poor people go ? underground of earth ?
3. Technology's taking over. That's all I have to say.
4. That's where we're heading.
5. Allinol, Buy N Large is a good pun.
6. Automation (robots) has to do all the work, while these people be lazy, sit on their hover chairs and stare at a screen 24/7....
7. A is for Axiom, your eternal prison.
   B is for Buy N Large, which is if Google bought Disney and Disney and Apple bought McDonalds and Coca-Cola.
   C is for Consumerism, which is why you're here.
   D is for Dicks, which BnL are because they trashed your home sweet home.
   E is for EVE, who is trying to find the directive.
   F is for Fuckers, which BnL are, again.
   G is for Gigantic, which is the size of your parents' waists because Consumerism led you to space, which due to gravity, you're fat.
   H is for HAHAHAHAHAHA, which you should say in Buy N Large's face.
   I is for Idiot, which is BnL.
   J is for Joy, which you'll feel when one little robot manages to clean the entire earth.
   K is for Kicking, which is what you'll do in BnL's Balls.
   L is for Laughing, which you'll be doing in BnL's face.
   M is for Mum, which is fat.
   N is for NO, which you should say to BnL.
   O is for Operation Cleanup, which you'll be happy once it's complete.
   P is for Piss, which you'll spray in BnL's face.
   SKIPPING A LOAD OF OTHER WORDS
   W is for WALL-E, your very best friend.
   X is for-
   (Robot Glitches Out)
8. Funny how theres only Adults and Babies on the axiom.
   
   Then again... If they included children... Soccer Moms be shitting all over Disney-Pixar.
9. It scares me to think that this might become our future. It actually inspires me to exercise even though I'm not fat, and I'm not easily inspired, let me tell you. The soundtrack is awesome, though. Good old Thomas Newman. He's awesome.
10. Replace BNL with McDonald's or Walmart, then we have the future of humanity!
11. I wonder... where do all of the dead bodies go? Do they just launch em out into space...?
12. When America colonizes space...
13. Fæn, fæn, FÆNNN!!!
14. This is what I think  us navy  ships look like on the inside  xDD
15. I wonder how the Buy n Large was able to resupply the ship for over 700 years?
16. I cannot believe Sigourney Weaver did the voice for the Axiom's saleswoman. Excellent!
17. 95% of everybody in my town is this fat. welcome to the american future.
18. learn to alphebet abcf 
19. i love this movie w ill commit suicide for wall e 2 omg i love this miovie please i want to wathc wall e 2 and then i an die happy -said no one ever
20. all ur videos are wall E , do u have a wall E fedish