Criswell Predicts Plan 9 From Outer Space Intro

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1. Oh, but there's MORE (some actually came true!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6vQz3HdQ_4
2. "Future events such as these will affect you in the future"
   
   ok then. now that's straightened out.
3. I'm betting he used cum as hair gel
4. If someone ever makes a list of greatest movie openings, this one MUST be on it!
5. I like how it says 'Criswell Predicts' but he doesn't actually make any predictions.
6. My god, everything about this scene is bad, the overacting, the script and the fact that his eyes are moving right to left implies he is reading it straight from the script. It's amazing, Ed Wood managed to fuck up this much in the first 1 minute of the movie
7. "And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story-tory-tory"
8. No film that begins with such straight-faced hilarity (albeit unintentionally) can be called "The Worst Movie Ever Made".
9. This is the most wooden dialog ever. It's like a George Lucas script.
10. I would prefered the aliens to incinerate him with his laser weapons during his speech just like the knight killing the presenter when he was explaining everything to the camera in Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail.
    Please do something similar to this jerk!
11. Remember, folks--this is all based on the sworn testimony of what happened on that fateful day. In the future.
12. Take a shot every time he says "future" and "my friends"
13. And while we're in the Annals of the Awful, try and withstand the worst giant monster movie Ed Wood never made - Gammera The Invincible - it's day-it's night, the hilarious actors in the added American scenes are beyond amateur, the finale is brain-rupturingly feeble but the chicken wire! The chicken wire! Gammera the Invincible!
14. "...for that is where you will spend the rest of your lives!" and " You all are idiots!" are two of the funniest, worst conceived and poorly written lines in all of cinema - I love it! This movie was hilarious.
15. "Plan 9" is still better than the "Star Wars" prequels.
16. Future Events such as these will affect you in the future, IF THEY HAVE NOT ALREADY DONE SO!
17. ed WAS camp....who else could conceive such a discordant, ill flowing, fragmented masterpiece of an introduction? greatness... 
18. As much as cheesy this movie can look now, this scene will always look incredibly good to me.
19. Greatest movie in the history of cinema.
20. Criswell speaks of truth