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1. "You can forward my mail to... The cold heart of space!" Also, Matt was hilarious (as always).
2. "Pretty soon you'll have a body as solid as this nation's economy"
3. A body as solid as this country's economy? not too solid then
4. Dangit, I've already liked this video. They should add a second like button that you can press a month later.
5. You can forward my mail to the cold heart of space
6. 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍.
   🇮'🇲 🇵🇱🇪🇦🇸🇪🇩 🇹🇴 🇦🇳🇳🇴🇺🇳🇨🇪 🇳🇦🇸🇦'🇸 🇳🇪🇼 🇸🇵🇦🇨🇪 🇵🇷🇴🇬🇷🇦🇲 🇼🇭🇮🇨🇭 🇼🇮🇱🇱 🇸🇪🇳🇩 🇦 🇫🇦🇲🇮🇱🇾 🇴🇫 🇷🇦🇹🇸...
   𝙔𝙚𝙨 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙭-𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝘾𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙤.
   ... FOUR AND SLIDE TWO THREE FOUR AND REACH TWO THREE FOUR AND SLIDE TWO THREE FOUR
   
   
   
   
   𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝! 𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 🇵🇭🇦🇷🇪🇱🇱 🇲🇴🇳🇰🇪🇾🇸 🇼🇭🇮🇨🇭 🇨🇴🇳🇹🇷🇦🇨🇹🇪🇩 🇭🇪🇵🇦🇹🇮🇹🇮🇸 🇹🇭🇪🇾 🇴🇫 🇨🇴🇺🇷🇸🇪 🇭🇦🇩 🇹🇴 🇧🇪 🇵🇺🇹 🇩🇴🇼🇳 🇦🇳🇩 🇳🇴🇼 🇼🇪'🇷🇪 🇺🇸🇮🇳🇬 🇹🇭🇪 🇷🇦🇹🇸. 🇴🇳🇪 🇳🇦🇸🇦 🇦🇺🇹🇭🇴🇷🇮🇹🇾 🇸🇦🇮🇩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙄 𝙘𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧. 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙨 YOUR GLUTES! YOU FEELING A GOOD BURN IN THERE? NOW WE'RE GOING TO START WORKING YOUR THIGHS 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚋 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚒𝚕. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 🇹🇦🇽🇵🇦🇾🇪🇷🇸 🇩🇴🇱🇱🇦🇷🇸. 🇹🇭🇪 🇵🇷🇪🇸🇮🇩🇪🇳🇹 🇼🇦🇳🇹🇪🇩 🇹🇴 🇧🇪 🇦🇧🇸🇴🇱🇺🇹🇪🇱🇾 🇨🇱🇪🇦🇷 🇹🇭🇦🇹 🇭🇪 🇭🇦🇸 🇳🇴 BODY HAIR! SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO, BUT DON'T BE AFRAID! 𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚛, 𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚜, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙇 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇! 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚'𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪! 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 🇱🇪🇦🇷🇳🇪🇩 🇭🇴🇼 🇹🇴 🇺🇸🇪 🇦 🇸🇵🇪🇨🇮🇦🇱 🇷🇦🇹 🇹🇴🇮🇱🇪🇹. 🇹🇭🇪🇾 🇨🇦🇳 🇳🇦🇻🇮🇬🇦🇹🇪 🇨🇴🇲🇵🇱🇪🇽 🇲🇦🇿🇪🇸 🇦🇳🇩 🇲🇴🇸🇹 🇸🇺🇷🇵🇷🇮🇸🇮🇳🇬🇱🇾 🇹🇭🇪🇾'🇷🇪 𝚐𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚗-𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎. 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉! 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚? 𝙄𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 THIS IS 20 POUNDS OF HUMAN FAT IN A JAR AND IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT DON'T DESPAIR BECAUSE 🇻🇪🇷🇾 🇫🇪🇼 🇭🇦🇻🇪 🇩🇮🇪🇩 🇮🇳 🇹🇭🇪 🇵🇷🇴🇨🇪🇸🇸. 🇹🇭🇪 🇩🇪🇹🇦🇮🇱🇸 🇴🇫 🇹🇭🇪 🇵🇷🇴🇬🇷🇦🇲 🇦🇷🇪 🇻🇮🇹🇦🇱 🇹🇴 🇳🇦🇹🇮🇴🇳🇦🇱 🇸🇪🇨🇺🇷🇮🇹🇾 🇸🇴 🇳🇦🇹🇺🇷🇦🇱🇱🇾 🇹🇭🇪 🇼🇭🇮🇹🇪 🇭🇴🇺🇸🇪 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙜 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙾𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙸 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙄 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 ISN'T THAT SOOTHING? IT MAKES ME WANT TO 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚. 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙨 GIVE YOUR SPANDEX A LITTLE SNAP! SOON YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR BODY AS SOLID AS 🇹🇭🇮🇸 🇳🇦🇹🇮🇴🇳'🇸 🇪🇨🇴🇳🇴🇲🇾. 🇮🇳 🇨🇴🇳🇨🇱🇺🇸🇮🇴🇳 🇼🇪'🇩 🇱🇮🇰🇪 🇹🇴 🇹🇭🇦🇳🇰 🇾🇴🇺 🇫🇴🇷 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇹🇴 🇹🇭🇮🇸 🇵🇷🇪🇸🇸 🇨🇴🇳🇫🇪🇷🇪🇳🇨🇪 🇦🇳🇩 🇼🇪 🇭🇴🇵🇪 🇹🇭🇦🇹 🇾🇴u 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨. 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚? 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙨 THE FLEXIBILITY OF A RUSSIAN GYMNAST! JUST REMEMBER. THERE'S NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE LADIES THAN 𝙰 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝘿𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮! 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙤 🇹🇭🇪 🇨🇴🇱🇩 🇭🇪🇦🇷🇹 🇴🇫 🇸🇵🇦🇨🇪. 🇹🇭🇦🇳🇰 🇾🇴🇺 AND SEE YOU AT SKINNY TOWN! POPULATION: YOU.
7. Now the ingredients call for flour, eggs, and YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!
8. Hey you, scrolling through the comments! What's your fav part of this vid?
9. Funny video
10. Every dislike=a dog dies
    Every like=a homeless man gets $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and an orphan finds a family
11. this video is the first Studio c video I ever watched. To think row far I've come as a fan.... Man, I can't even picture my life without study c anymore...
12. Now, take a whisk and really beat your arthritic grandmother. That's rich! Especially coming from the man who was raised by feral monkeys that contracted hepatitis. They of course had to be put down and now we are using the rats. One NASA authority said, "Sometimes, I cry in the shower." Heh! You're not fooling anyone! All you've ever cared about is your glutes! You feeling a good burn in there? Now we're gonna start working your thighs and rub 'em down with some olive oil. That's nice! Now we're ready to put this in the oven, along with taxpayer's dollars. The president wanted it to be absolutely clear that he has no body hair! Some say yes, some say no, but don't be afraid to let it envelope you in it's aroma. Now this recipe is simple, it calls for flour, eggs, and your immortal soul! And we never heard from you! You never called, you never wrote, you never even learned how to use a special rat toilet. They can navigate complex mazes, and most suprisingly, they're gluten free. And you don't have an electric mixer, you can just use flaming passion! Have you no shame? It absolutely sickens me to think that this is 20 pounds of human fat in a jar. And if you think you don't have the willpower to do it, don't despair because very few have died in the process. The details of the program are vital to national security. So naturally the white house will slap that smug look off your face. Ouch! That stings! I love you! Ever since I've heard you sing, your voice was like BLENDER NOISE. Isn't that soothing? It makes me wanna question my will to live. All you can do is give your spandex a little snap! Pretty soon your gonna have a body as solid as this nation's economy. In conclusion we'd like to thank you all for coming to this press conference and we hope that you burn for your sins. Don't you see? All I've ever wanted was the flexibility of a Russian gymnast! Just remember, there is nothing more attractive to the ladies than a chocolate sculpture in Winston Churchill covered in dirty money. But it's over now. I'm never coming back. You can forward my mail to the cold heart of space. Thank you and see you in skinny town! Population, You!
    
    XD OMG IM DONE
13. 2,067th comment!
14. wrg, not attracx
15. 1:10 scientist report that most Earthquake Damage is caused by shaking
16. "The president wanted it to be absolutely clear that he has no BODY HAIR!" That one got me good 😂😂😂
17. OMG my brother and I and my cousin were cracking up at this! LOL!
18. This is 100% my favorite sketch.
19. I love your video s
20. The elephant ate the twins born