Cartoon Conspiracy Theory | Scooby Doo Secret Russian Experiment

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1. +KNACKTIME scooby doo- S1 ep. 8. why do the churros stink? and if they are bad why would the guy sell them?
2. Pretty good theory, laughing at the comments below from people saying "it's just a cartoon" it's just a theory
3. actually the title came from the intro of the original series when shaggy yelled scooby doo where are you.
4. I'm sure Scooby speaks English for the same reason cartoon physics exist in the Scooby Doo universe: it's a CARTOON!
5. Two issues
   
   1. As was pointed out, Scooby has an extended family (mother, father, three or four siblings, two or three cousins, and an nephew) While, this does not rule out the breeding program, it DOES make the smuggling theory harder, as the scientist would have had to smuggle a whole PACK of dogs out (unless you want to modify the theory to it happening much earlier (say the end of WWII and the scientist actually smuggling out Scooby's grandparent(s)
   
   2. Even if the scientists were German, unless they had the intelligent breed already more or less created when recruited, they would not have been doing it with Scooby's breed. Great Danes are BIG and space in early rockets was a priority. If it was a Russian program, they would have been using smaller dogs
   
   I think a variant of the theory makes more sense, that the Russians are not involved at all and Scooby is the result of a NAZI breeding program. The Nazi's could have been working on intelligent dogs for military purposes (guards and soldiers) for which a big dog would be better, and were just as interested in rocketry as the Soviets later would be. And then there is no smuggling issue. We got as many German scientists as Russia did, one of them could have brought the superdogs with him fairly openly (by government standards) This pushes the timeline back about 16 years (giving time for two or three generations of dogs, explaining the extended family) The CIA could still be looking (maybe the scientist went rouge and took the dogs)
6. what about the episodes when they were kids?
7. it's a good theory but i personally don't believe it.
8. Or that it's just a cartoon
9. zoinks itmake sence
10. Yee Thanks alot science. You have taken a dark turn to my childhood once again Wow*claps sarcastically*Thanks alot
11. Meh....
12. i wonder how long would scooby live
13. The religious man is the true monster
14. If it was a breeding program, that would make sense because his nephew, Scrappy Doo, can also speak.
15. Is like saying that all terrorist works for ISIS wow a theory bro nice scam your channels
16. Scooby Doo also had a mother, two cousins and a nephew that could speak.
17. science is evil
18. poor puppy
19. No, the CIA just did what they do
20. Does this mean Scrappy is a more advanced experiment than Scooby? But isn't there an extended Doo clan, implying several experimental dogs escaped and bred?