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Mom Parody of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" **I am aware of my complete and utter inability to sing** Check out my blog http://basicmomblog.com/ Follow me on Twitter @basicmomblog Original song: “Blank Space” Taylor Swift (written by Taylor Swift, Max Martin, and Shellback) Watch the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg Karaoke version available: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisEnjPOEbU Parody lyrics written by Valerie Jackson Parody vocals performed by Valerie Jackson Parody vocals recorded and mixed by Jason Rodriguez Parody video filmed and edited by Jason Rodriguez Special Appearances by Isla Rodriguez and Juliet Rodriguez Lyrics: Finally meet you Nine months it’s been I will teach you incredible things Reading, kindness, numbers, friends Saw you there and I thought oh my god She’s got my face, I’m so grateful for this mistake Motherhood’s a risk I want to take Pumping milk, tummy time But there’s no place I’d rather be Ain't it sweet, her little cry And I know she loves her mommy So hey, time for bed I’m dying just from keeping you fed Grab a pacifier, pat your head Cause grandma’s coming to stay for the weekend My love for you’s forever Even though you gave me mommy brain I love watching you roll over And hate when you’re in pain Got three different kinds of strollers For different kinds of days But I love being a mommy And I love you babe! Cause you’re young and you’re precious And so full of wonder Other mom’s are jealous Of just how sweet you are Gotta remember to get more Pampers Before your nap today Oh I love your face baby I hope you never change Dimpled cheeks Chubby thighs I will show you incredible things Bedtime stories, dress-up time You’re the princess, I’m the queen Give you what you want Somehow it’s never enough Now the tantrum is coming on Oh no Screaming, crying, slamming doors Oh great, all the cookies are burned What’s sticky on the floor? Keep your hands off your sister, like oh my god Look at me! Do you want me to count to three? You’ll do it again as soon as I leave Cause I’m pretty sure you’re a demon dressed like a baby Cause you’re stuck with them forever And it’s gonna be a world of pain You know it’s never really over Just all the same shit, new day Got a to-do list in my planner that’d make you go insane You know I love my children I just want a break! Cause I’m tired and I’m hungry And I could really use a shower I would like a day off Or even half an hour Got a to-do list in my planner that’d make you go insane Then I see your face baby And I’ll be okay Kids only want toys to destroy them Don’t buy them any buy them any nice ones Kids only want toys to destroy them Don’t buy them any buy them any nice ones Cause you’re stuck with them forever And it’s gonna be a world of pain You know it’s never really over Just all the same shit, new day Got a to-do list in my planner that’d make you go insane You know I love my children I just want a break! Cause I’m tired and I’m hungry And I could really use a shower I would like a day off Or even half an hour Got a to-do list in my planner That’d make you go insane Then I see your face baby And I’ll be okay